So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money